Nasty old men hitting on under aged hot girls, a pretty hipster thing to do right? Guys like Dov, Olivier and Terry got their pervert game down to a trademark, getting young pussy on the regular. Yet there is one man who puts all these guys to shame, the true pioneer of dirty old fuckers, the awesome French singer Serge Gainsbourg. “Serge liked to surround himself with beautiful women. He was insecure about his looks and felt validated by their attentions”. Here’s some examples of him being a total pervert:
Gainsbourg versus pornstar equals epic discussion. “You’re a whore, you’re a prostitute.”
A wasted Serge hitting on a young, hot Whitney Houston on live television “I said, I want to fuck her”, “I am not drunk today.”
Gainsbourg, also a noted director, on set of the disturbing ‘Je t’aime, moi non plus’. Not the film but the soundtrack is perhaps Serge’s most famous work. Originally written for his then girlfriend Brigitte Bardot he went up recording it with his later -18 years younger- girl Jane Birkin. Rumour has it that she’s having a real orgasm at the end of the song, the reason it got banned by most radiostations.
With the same Jane Birkin he recorded the wonderful concept album ‘Histoire de Melody Nelson’. It tells the twisted story of Serge hitting a teenage girl with his Rolls Royce, seducing her and making her lose her virginity before she dies in a planecrash. Fortunately it’s also an excellent piece of music you’ll love if you are into music by guys like Air or just need a good lovemaking soundtrack. “His casual style and sound is just pimp” as Nas puts it.
Gainsbourg also wrote songs for very naive girls to sing: “Les Sucettes was, on the surface, a pleasant children’s song about a girl who likes aniseed-flavoured lollipops. But Gainsbourg’s lyric was full of playful double meanings referring to oral sex, which Gall, aged 18, simply did not understand. She was filmed singing “Les Sucettes” for television programs, with actions and props playing on the sexual references. By Gall’s account she did not realize until later why the filming attracted so many visitors to the set.”
If you’re still not convinced, he also celebrated incest with his daughter in one of his songs, maybe a little too much. Hahaha.
